Me (in a tizzy): God, can I ask you something?
God: Sure ….
Me: Promise you won’t get mad?
God: I promise.
Me (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late …
Me: My car took forever to start. At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait …
Me: On the way home, my phone went dead just as I picked up a call …. Continue reading