Me (in a tizzy): God, can I ask you something?

God: Sure ….

Me: Promise you won’t get mad?

God: I promise.

Me (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do you mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late …

God: Yes.

Me: My car took forever to start. At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait …

God: Hmm.

Me: On the way home, my phone went dead just as I picked up a call …. Continue reading →